diff --git a/node-print/APKBUILD b/node-print/APKBUILD
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/node-print/APKBUILD
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+# Contributor: Patrycja Rosa <alpine@ptrcnull.me>
+# Maintainer: Patrycja Rosa <alpine@ptrcnull.me>
+pkgname=node-print
+pkgver=1
+pkgrel=0
+pkgdesc="another terrible javascript engine wrapper"
+url="https://git.ddd.rip/ptrcnull/ptrcports"
+arch="noarch"
+license="BSD-2-Clause"
+depends="nodejs-current"
+source="np index.js"
+builddir="$srcdir"
+
+check() {
+	out="$(echo test | node -r . -p "stdin().substring(2).replace('t', 'rc').replace('s', 'pt')")"
+	[ "$out" == "ptrc" ]
+}
+
+package() {
+	install -Dm755 np "$pkgdir"/usr/bin/np
+	install -Dm644 index.js "$pkgdir"/usr/lib/node/ptrc/index.js
+}
+
+sha512sums="
+b3dfdeb49637be33d2e2718c5abcf35a87dd55023918c99341273c3b38bd6685189d1f786451a742c47c5f3bc3b58555decb58e2a3a018c9b9ee92043f8fac03  np
+979cf7427821309c3f0a5e00d2ebac44d88582f949ddb71959a81a5ca8f4aca15f54a376c8217a94f7ab5aca229dddc59bcebb657ee0c319a5ace330750a8ddd  index.js
+"
diff --git a/node-print/index.js b/node-print/index.js
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+++ b/node-print/index.js
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+global.stdin = () => {
+	const fs = require('fs')
+	const out = fs.readFileSync(0).toString()
+	if (out.at(0) === '{') {
+		return JSON.parse(out)
+	} else {
+		return out
+	}
+}
+
+Object.prototype.map = function(cb) {
+	return cb(this)
+}
+
+String.prototype.lines = function() {
+	let res = this.split("\n")
+	return res.at(-1) === '' ? res.slice(0, -1) : res
+}
diff --git a/node-print/np b/node-print/np
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+++ b/node-print/np
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+exec node -r ptrc -p "$@"